Prom Memories

I was just asking, because I used to pick up a lot
of my “work outfits” off the sale rack…

Today’s top story on the Pink Hilton blog was about some poor teen debutante who showed up at her school’s formal dance wearing something oh-so-sheer. Needless to say, when she refused to leave the party, they had her busted.

I was surprised when I saw the outfit. I always thought you wore something with big puffy sleeves (to match your hair) when you went to a prom. I guess they spent all of their money on their outfits and couldn’t afford Teen magazine’s Special Prom Issue.

- “I want to be prom queen!”
- “You go, girlfriend. I’m gonna yodel.”