My American Idol email and stuff

Posted on May 9, 2008 by bettynut

Hey people. Betty Nut from Las Vegas here. I’ve been keeping busy with dates and work and extracurricular activities and stuff. I gave up that damn “American Idol” when Paula Abdul proved it was all faked, but today I found out my fan mail to the Vote For The Worst (Idol) webpage was printed on the webpage:

“I’m an old lady and I don’t know why all these young kids are getting all bent out of shape about your web page and stuff. This damn “American Idols” show is crooked, and any fool can see that. They try to say it’s a search for a huge talent, and then they spend the first half of the series showing us people who can’t even sing and stuff. After they humiliate a bunch of people, they stick up there a bunch of stick thin people and stuff. They want a pop singer they can exploit the hell out of, so they make these overworked sweatshop kids sing songs from 60s, 70s, Beatles, Neil Diamonds and Maria Carey, none of who can sing like her… so of course they get dissed and stuff. That shit ain’t pop songs, so what did they expect? And what’s up with this Andrew Lord Webber? I mean, hello. I can’t watch too many channels because my remote broke, so I am stuck with watching this or NCIS, which sucks even worse. I love it when that Brooke girl effs it all up, it’s about the only interesting thing to see on that show. MEMO to Ryan and Simon: your homophonic jokes aren’t funny and never were. And can someone get Ryan a box to stand on? Even the short girls tower over him. Anyway, back to Brooke. I voted for her and will continue to do so. I am on a fixed income and don’t have a lot of “fun money,” so this Vote For the Worst site is sheer entertainment for me. Keep it up. And to all the young whiners out there, get the eff over it! If you want something to complain about, think about how you are all being screwed over by FOX and stuff. Yeah.” -Betty

Now I think my next campaign will be against “Dancing with the Stars” and stuff.

Have a nice Mother’s Day to all you mothers.

Betty Nut from Las Vegas


*gag*

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3 Responses to “My American Idol email and stuff”

  1. hmm, on May 9th, 2008 at 2:55 pm Said:

    omg. american idol is not fake. paula just made a mistake. if you think it is fake just because of her mistake you are an idiot. sorry but you are. if it was fake, im pretty sure paula would have made a mistake long time ago, not in season SEVEN. (esp since this isnt even her most hyper season)

  2. bettynut, on May 9th, 2008 at 4:24 pm Said:

    fear not, young one. i do not think American Idol is fake “just because of her mistake” and stuff. thanks for calling me an idiot, but thanks for apologizing (before calling me an idiot a second time) and stuff.

    p.s. american idol is fake

    yours,
    betty nut from las vegas

  3. pamajama, on May 9th, 2008 at 7:51 pm Said:

    Oh man, too funny.

    I was really happy to see Brooke White go home, that face on the video is perfect.

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