Madonna’s cone boobs

Speaking of Google searches, I get “Madonna’s cone boobs” a lot… today I have one that says:

• song where madonna wears cones as boobs

So let’s clear this up. I watched “Truth or Dare” almost a year ago, and Miss Madonna really doesn’t wear the so-called “cone boobs.” She has a semi-cone (more of a kitchen colander really) thing going on, but the real and true cones were worn by two backup dancers who were stuck in the, uh, back, grinding and twisting the pointy peaks as she sang “Like a Virgin” (wow, how unlike a virgin, if you know what I mean).

Someone did originally wear a set of these famous “cone boobs” as all ya’ll call them in the “Vogue” video, but they did not show the person’s face, so you can bet your tush and then some that it wasn’t Miss Madonna, because she likes to suck up as much face time as humanly possible.

Vogue: OK, maybe that is Madonna,
now that I see the big hands.

So that’s my verdict on the damn cone boobs. If someone has a photo of Madonna wearing the cone boobs, feel free to send it to me at reverendramona@gmail.com and I can certainly let all the curious cone boob fanatics out there know about it.

Here’s a video clip from the Big Show, featuring the cone boobs, a round velvet bed and Madonna’s dirty hand. Oh Lord. Now if Leslie Hall tried to do this, she’d probably be dragged out into the middle of the street and beaten with rolls of wrapping paper.